Hope this little group of photos brings a smile to you during the Holiday season? I also would love to wish you and yours the best Holiday ever and a GREAT Happy and Healthy New Year too.
Don’t be a stranger keep in touch and remember that no matter what happens in your life keep smiling and keep laughing. It still is the best medicine.
~ Your kids are becoming you…and you don’t like them …but your grandchildren are perfect!
~ Going out is good. Coming home is better!
~ When people say you look “Great”… they add “for your age!”
~ When you needed the discount you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything …
movies, hotels,flights.
~ You forget names … but it’s OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!
~ The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.
~ You realize you’re never going to be really good at anything …. especially golf.
~ Your husband is counting on you to remember things you don’t remember.
~ The things you cared to do, you don’t care to do, but you care that you don’t care to do them anymore.
~ Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed.
It’s called his “pre-sleep”.
~ Remember when your mother said, “Wear clean underwear in case you GET in an accident” Now you bring clean underwear in case you HAVE an accident!
~ You used to say, “I hope my kids GET married … Now, “I hope they STAY married!”
~ You miss the days when everything worked with just an “ON” and “OFF” switch.
~ When GOOGLE, I-pod, E-mail, Modem … were unheard of and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table.
~ You use more 4 letter words … “what?”…”when?” ???
~ Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it’s not safe to wear it anywhere.
~ Your husband has a night out with the guy but he’s home by 9:00 P.M …next week it will be 8:30 P.M.
~ You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you’ve read it.
~ Notice everything they sell in stores is “sleeveless”?!!!
~ What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
~ Everybody whispers.
~ Now that your husband has retired … you’d give anything if he’d find a job!
~ You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet …. 2 of which you will never wear.
~~~~ But old is good in some things: old songs, old movies
And best of all = OLD FRIENDS!!
1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are .. (but they are the best)
3. Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders You need One, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate Bars … Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like Commercials . You can’t believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores … Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like …… Government Bonds …… They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like …. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava Lamps … Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Now send this to all gay men you know, as well as to any understanding good-natured, straight fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!